Divinest Sense

So, I saw An Inconvenient Truth on Friday night and I highly recommend it. Not that anyone who’s not already into that sort of thing is going to even think about seeing it, but what the heck, ask your skeptical acquaintances to go check it out if they want to argue with you about global warming.

Though it doesn’t have quite the thrills of the usual summer movie offerings (Al Gore gives slide show! Aaaaaaaaaggghhhh!) this movie will crush you with its relentless barrage of facts and drive you cr-aaaaaazy with its common sense solutions. Hot damn!

I. love. Al. Gore.

ABC news presents a day in the life of the gay marriage amendment, in which the Big Presidential Speech is moved from the rose garden to a nondescript office building. The day’s events go something like this:

Preznit: Um, let’s make gay marriage unconstitutional.
Democrats: Yawn.
Republicans: Yawn.