Archive for the 'Religious Nutjobbery' Category

I never promised you a Rose Garden…oh wait, yes I did

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

ABC news presents a day in the life of the gay marriage amendment, in which the Big Presidential Speech is moved from the rose garden to a nondescript office building. The day’s events go something like this:

Preznit: Um, let’s make gay marriage unconstitutional.
Democrats: Yawn.
Republicans: Yawn.

It’s Praise Jesus Thursday!

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

This is what I’ve been waiting for - the Church Sign Generator! Also, for a quick laugh, see 16 reasons God never received tenure.

An Atheist Manifesto, excerpted

Friday, October 7th, 2005

An excellent piece on atheism, found in Medley’s furlings. Why do I always feel defensive about my completely rational, and as Sam Harris argues, *morally necessary* non-belief in God? Well, obviously I haven’t got it all figured out, since the very idea of having it all figured out is completely ridiculous. But then, so is salvation and eternal life through ritual cannibalism. (Look it up!)
Can’t wait to see the trolls I net on this one.

Prove, empirically, that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

NYT on the new religion called Pastafarianism that was born out of one man’s holy quest for truth… and his frustration with the Kansas school system’s embrace of “intelligent design”.